This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur
YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
HELP I AM CRY
It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.
Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?
They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”
The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.
After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.
To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.
It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.
My Hetalia OTPs *¬*
apparently a bunch of people hate river so i am here to educate u all
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metal
how doES HE DO THAT
And people think I’m crazy for watching this scene and attempting to copy it.
The cyber-11 notes that The Doctor has a hyper-conductive nervous system, meaning that he’s super hyper-sensitive…
Time Lords have mind-blowingly awesome sex?
Damn right they do
how do people enjoy running wtf
pretend you’re running:
- away from zombies
- with The Doctor
- away from Hellhounds
- with Sherlock and Dr Watson
- away from Croats
it’ll get considerably more enjoyable it works for me